Brilio.net – The day that the Indonesian people have been waiting for will soon arrive. The biggest democratic party, the 2024 election, will soon be held. All regions of Indonesia will hold elections simultaneously on February 14 which will determine the fate of Mother Earth in the next 5 years.
Of course, in the 2024 elections everyone must choose wisely and responsibly. Even so, that doesn't mean you have to be tense in facing this election. Just like in everyday life, you should be able to enjoy the election with joy.
Even though many people have different opinions, this five-yearly party should not be missed, let alone causing chaos. God forbid, instead of being too serious, it would be better to welcome the 2024 election with short funny words. These short funny sayings about the election can be an entertaining joke and reduce tension.
Short funny words about the election can also be a means of conveying criticism or suggestions in a subtle and relaxed manner. Apart from that, short funny words about elections can be an invitation to be sportsmanlike and peaceful during the elections.
Here are 75 short funny words about the election, welcoming the people's party with lots of laughter, reported by brilio.net from various sources on Wednesday (31/1).
Short funny words about the election, welcome the people's party with laughter.
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1. “Elections are like marriage, we choose the best and hope there will be no regrets afterwards.”
2. “In elections, politicians' promises are like those of a girlfriend, often beautiful at first but difficult to maintain.”
3. “Don't be surprised if during the election, many are looking for a new 'partner'.”
4. “Politicians are like wifi in public places, they promise to be fast but in reality they are slow.”
5. “Elections are like a cooking tournament, whoever can make the tastiest food will win.”
6. “Elections are like drama, there are lots of plot twists and in the end we have to accept the results.”
7. “Real politicians are like superheroes, always appearing at critical moments (campaigns).”
8. “When politicians make promises, the world seems full of color. But when they are elected, the colors are more like gray.”
9. “For politicians, promises are fuel. Unfortunately, their vehicles often break down in the middle of the road.”
10. “Elections are like the Indosiar soap opera, but we can't change the channel if we don't like it. Especially if there's a mother there.”
11. “Politics is like a game, but unfortunately, we are not the main players.”
12. “Elections are like hunting for Pokemon, we look for rare ones but often can't find them.”
13. “If politicians were doctors, we might already have a prescription for anti-false promises.”
14. “Politicians are sometimes like GPS, giving directions but often we still get lost.”
15. “Elections are like learning mathematics, lots of calculations but the results sometimes make you dizzy.”
16. “Politicians are like children, they often make promises but rarely realize them.”
17. “Elections are like a music festival, there are many voices but not all of them are harmonious.”
18. “Politicians are masters of slogans, but that doesn't mean they are experts in carrying out their mandate.”
19. “Elections are like playing Monopoly, the ones who win are not the smart ones, but the lucky ones.”
20. “Politicians are like artists, they have many fans but not all of them are loyal.”
21. “Elections are like opening a gift, sometimes you get what you want, sometimes you're confused about what's inside.”
22. “Politics is often more complicated than Korean dramas, with intrigue and unexpected plot twists.”
23. “Elections are like a drama tournament, full of stage action and heated dialogue.”
24. “Politicians today are better at making memes than useful rules.”
25. “Elections are the hottest event of the year, with politicians vying to be the main stars.”
26. “A smart politician is like a chef who knows exactly what spices are needed to make sweet promises.”
27. “Elections, where every politician tries to be the star of the series of our lives.”
28. “Politicians are like comedians, they make you laugh but sometimes they're not funny.”
29. “Elections are like reality shows, only we can't choose to leave if we get bored.”
30. “A successful politician is one who can create a campaign like a long-awaited blockbuster film.”
31. “Elections are a showcase for political talent, where they compete to demonstrate their speaking skills.”
32. “Politicians are thespians, they know how to play their roles well.”
33. “Elections are like a test, where we have to choose the best answer from the less good options.”
34. “Honest politicians are like unicorns, many have heard of them but they are hard to find.”
35. “Elections, where we have to choose the one that frustrates us the least.”
36. “Politicians are sometimes like chefs who like to mix up strange ingredients in their rhetoric.”
37. “Elections are a big stage where politicians compete to be the biggest star.”
38. “Politicians are masters of wordplay, making promises sound beautiful even if they are sometimes empty.”
39. “Elections are like sporting events, the best will win medals.”
Short funny words about the election, will cheer up your heart.
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40. “Politicians are participants in singing events who try to win the hearts of the audience with their clever promises.”
41. “Elections, where every politician tries to become a celebrity loved by the public.”
42. “Politicians are like medicine sellers, sometimes we believe even though the results are not necessarily real.”
43. “Elections are a big stage where politicians compete to become stars. Whoever has a lot of capital wins.”
44. “A good politician is one who can make promises like unforgettable advertisements.”
45. “Elections are like a game of chess, the best are those who can see one step ahead.”
46. ”Politicians are often like movie stars, always trying to impress on the public screen.”
47. “Elections, where every politician tries to be the hero in the story of our lives. But in reality it's just a comedy.”
48. “Politicians are masters at creating stories, even if they are often not the right stories.”
49. “Elections are like a magic show, we often don't know what's really happening behind the stage.”
50. “Politicians are the best screenwriters, making promises that always attract attention.”
51. “Elections, where every politician tries to be the star of the political drama.”
52. “Politicians are like chefs, they have a secret recipe to make us believe their promises.”
53. “Elections are prestigious events where politicians compete to be the audience's favorite.”
54. “Politicians are like comedians, sometimes they make you laugh, but often they also make you confused.”
55. “Elections, where we have to choose between 'less bad' or 'less worse'.”
56. “A good politician is one who can make promises like advertising messages that are hard to forget.”
57. “Elections are like a game of poker, where strategy and luck play a big role.”
58. “Politicians are like artists, always looking for the spotlight to remain on the political stage.”
59. “Elections are a big event that unfortunately we only get to enjoy once every few years.”
60. “Politicians are sometimes like chefs who like to mix ingredients without a clear recipe.”
61. “Elections are like a restaurant menu, we have to choose what best suits our taste.”
62. “Honest politicians are like ghosts, many people have heard of them but they are hard to find.”
63. “Elections are a time when politicians try to show themselves as the superheroes society needs.”
64. “Politicians are often like magicians, able to make promises that look great but are hard to believe.”
65. “Elections are like football matches, where we support one team but still want to see an exciting match.”
66. “Politicians are illusionists, able to dazzle us with their rhetorical tricks.”
67. “Elections are a competitive arena where politicians compete to be the most remembered.”
68. “Politicians are like chefs who have too much seasoning, sometimes the results make you nauseous.”
69. “Elections are like a card game, where we have to be smart in reading our opponent's cards.”
70. “Politicians are great entertainers, able to make us laugh in difficult times.”
71. “Elections are an arena where politicians try to be winners in the eyes of the people.”
72. “Honest politicians are like unicorns, many people listen to them, but if they ask for promises, they are very difficult to find.”
73. “Elections are like a circus show, where we see many attractions but can't always enjoy them.”
74. “Politicians are like puppets, always appearing in roles that can most captivate the audience. Surely those with a lot of capital will be the champions.”
75. “There's no need to make a fuss about defending potential politicians, in the end it will be good anyway. That's politics with two faces.”